Relationship Jokes

Who Wears the Pants?

A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on
their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband
who was a big burley bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride
and said,"here put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her
body.

"I can't wear your pants." she said.

"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it.
I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far
as his kneecap.

He said, "Hell I can't get into your pants!"

She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be
until your damn attitude changes!