Relationship Jokes

New Baby

There was a middle aged couple who had two stunningly
beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last
time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure
enough, nine months later, delivered a healthy baby boy. The
joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He
took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he
had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he
could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful
daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and
asked, "Have you been fooling around on
me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time."