Relationship Jokes

That's One...

Back in the old days, farmers out in the Wild West used to
send away for "mail-order brides". One of these
farmers got himself a mail order bride and went to the
train station to pick her up. He pulled up to the station on
his horse, leading a pack mule for her stuff. He got her
stuff onto the mule and put her on the back of his horse.

They started back to the farmer's place and a few miles out
of town, the horse spooked and threw the farmer and his new
bride to the ground. The farmer got up and made sure she
was okay and then grabbed the horse by the reins and looked
the horse in the eye. "That's one," said the farmer.

They started on their way again. Again the horse spooked
and threw the couple to the ground. After making sure that
his lady was okay, he grabbed the
horsed reins again, looked it in the eye and said, "That's
two."

The couple started on their way again. Just as they came to
the gate to the farmer's house, the horse spooked again.
The farmer made sure that his wife was okay. He then got
out his gun, grabbed the horses reins and looked the horse
in the eye. "That's
three!!" He then shot the horse.

His new bride, shocked at this horrible thing done right
before her eyes proceeded to rant and rave about
how cruel the farmer was. The farmer let her go on and on
about his shortcomings. Finally, she ran out of
things to say. The farmer looked up and asked "Are you
finished?"

"Yes."

"That's one."