Relationship Jokes

Who Should You Marry?

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for
their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe
the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room
and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known
to be hot to trot".

The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed
them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky
one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop
that top button...".

The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to
their room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but
teachers are just too frigid". The next morning Joe
reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only
the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and
the other two would call much later in the day. 6:00
a.m. --------- The phone rings it's the nurse's husband
wanting breakfast.

The nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in
shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair
nicely combed.

Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.

The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All
I heard last night was her nagging voice saying " you're not
sanitary, you're not sanitary".

Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next
call.

6:30 a.m. -------- The telephone operator's husband calls
for breakfast.

Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best. The
man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's
hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Joe
asks," What happened?

Telephone operators are suppose to be as sexy as their
voices."

The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone
operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice
saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are
up."

Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers
husband will be calling any minute.

4:30 p.m. -------- The teacher's husband called for
breakfast. Joe can't believe it but quickly took the
breakfast to the couples room.

The man opened the door and Joe took a step back in shock.
He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had
scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.

Joe fearing the worst asked "What happened to you? Did you
have a fight?"

The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you
marry be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last
night was her sexy smooth voice saying, "We are going to do
this over and over, until we get right."