Relationship Jokes

Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the
pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.
When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to
"love, honor and obey" and
"forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd
appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed
the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom
have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are
exchanged.

When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks
the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to
prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and
wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life
and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you
will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you
both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny
voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we
had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered
back, "She made me a much better offer."