Relationship Jokes

You are a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her
husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a
corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers
him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a statue!" she
says.

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the
new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next
door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if
they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband
goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies and
comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the 'statue' and
says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and
they never fed me a thing!"