Relationship Jokes

Prepare to be a Widow

During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to
visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and
hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered
grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a
violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply
had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her
voice, and asked
her question. "Will I be acquitted?"