Relationship Jokes

The Mother-In-Law Tragedy

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother,
who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While
they were walking through the
barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the
mother-in-law in
the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood
near the casket
and greeted folks as they walked by.

The pastor noticed that whenever a
woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod
his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and
whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head no and
mumble a reply.

Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all
about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible
tragedy' and I
would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask,
'You wanna
sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't.
It's all booked up for a year.'"