Relationship Jokes

Bad Dog

A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and
decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell
her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."

After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex
for hours. On the way home he noticed a huge hickey on
his neck. He fell into a state of panic. What was he going
to tell his wife?

He walked in the door and was greeted by his excited and
happy dog. Inspired, he fell to the floor and pretended to
fight off the affectionate dog.

Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living
room and exclaimed," Honey! Look at what the dog did to my
neck!"

His wife jumped up, ripped open her blouse and said, "That's
nothing, look at what he did to my tits!"