Relationship Jokes

Son-in-Law

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming
sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the
door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a
vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen
and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he
went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with
her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the
humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon
entering the room, she found her husband watching television
with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are
you doing?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the game
with my son-in-law."