Relationship Jokes

The Perfect Wedding Night

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached,
they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never
before shared with anyone, not even each other. The
groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father
for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about
the success of my marriage."

His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"

"Oh yes, very much," he said, "but you see, I have very
smelly feet and I'm afraid that my fiancée will be put off by
them."

"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your
feet as often as possible and always wear socks, even to
bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her
problem up with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in
the morning, my breath is truly awful."

"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in
the morning."

"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm
afraid that my fiancée will not want to sleep in the same
room with me."

Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get
straight out of bed and head for the kitchen to make
breakfast. While the family is busy eating, move on to the
bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to say a word
until you've brushed your teeth."

"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter
asked.

"Not a word," her mother affirmed.

"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.

The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the
advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she
with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is,
until about six months later.

Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a
start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of
the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of
course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What
on earth are you doing?"

"Oh, my," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"