Relationship Jokes

Do You Know How to Have Sex?

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the
door.

When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she
knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door.
Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same
question. Again, she
slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!"

Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he
would stay home the following day just in case. Sure enough,
the next day the same man returned.

The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the
door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex
she said, "Yes!"

The man replied, "Great! Give some to your husband the next
time you see him, and tell him to keep the hell away from my
wife!"