Relationship Jokes

The Raffle Ticket

A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she
had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of
respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing to
sacrifice some of their time together to allow her this
opportnity. It would only be one evening a week, & he could
pick the day of the week that he felt would least infringe on
the quality time that they both share together. He agreed to
the idea and said that Wednesdays would be good. The first
night out came. when the man's wife came home, she was
sporting a very beautiful & expensive diamond necklace. He
inquired as to where the jewels came from knowing that
neither of them (though not poor) could not possibly afford
such a thing. His wife explained that she & the girls on
their first night out, decided to go to a raffle, and ended
up winning the expensive necklace. The man accepted his
wife's explanation, and said nothing more about it. The next
Wednesday evening came and the girls went out again. This
time the woman came home with a full lengh persian mink coat.
Once again she explained that they went back to the raffle
after having such good luck the first time and was just as
fortunate again. Once again her husband accepted her
explanation. The third night out came. once again the woman
came home with a very costly item.A brand new luxury car.
This time her husband was noticeably preterbed. She once
again explaind that her expensive merchandise was a result of
a streak of luck at the raffle. The woman sensing that her
husband was uneasy about all that had transpired since the
girls started having their night out, decided to spend the
next Wednesday home with him. She had planned to make love to
him like never before. She was going to make it an evening he
wouldn't forget. She decided that the best way to start the
evening off would be for both she and her husband to take a
long, hot, relaxing bath together. She asked him to run the
bath. Now she heard the water running in the bathroom but
only for a few seconds. she went to see what was going on. To
her surprise her husband had only filled the tub with about
one and a half inches of water. She said to her husband.
"That's not nearly enough water for two people to take a bath
in." He said, "Yeah I know, but I didn't want to get your
raffle ticket wet."