Relationship Jokes

Small World

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because
the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every
sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't
bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I
think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play
through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the
ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I
can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other
is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there
and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and
walked back and said: "Small world."