Relationship Jokes

Dividing Everything Equally

At Burger King an elderly couple ordered one burger, one
order of fries and one coke with two glasses.

When they got to their booth, the man placed a napkin in
front of himself and one in front of his wife, then proceeded
to divide the fries, cut the burger in half and divided the
coke equally.

A gentleman nearby noticed and offered to buy them another
burger, fries and Coke.

The woman then said, "No you don't understand. We've been
married over 50 years and all our life we agreed to split
everything right down the middle."

Her husband then began eating, as she sat with her hands in
her lap.

The gentleman nearby noticed and asked the lady why she
wasn't eating.

She replied, "As I said before, we split everything right
down the middle, and it's his day to use the teeth first."