Relationship Jokes

Relationship Observations

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman =
pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb
woman = affair

Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb
employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Some Finance: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

Some Psych: A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little -- To be happy with a woman, you must love
her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.