Relationship Jokes

The "Cheating Spouse" Trap

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to
go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to
set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs,
he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her
weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk.
But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will
drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return
home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is
reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl.

The bowl is full of butter.