Relationship Jokes

The Funeral

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local
golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green
when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to
the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap,
closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says,
"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have
ever seen. You truly are a kind man. "The man then replies,
"yeah, well, we were married 35 years."