Relationship Jokes

Would You Die for Chocolate Chip Cookies?

An elderly man was at home, upstairs dying in bed. He
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies
baking.

He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of
bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and
crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking
cookies.

With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and
was just barely able to lift his withered arm
to the cookie sheet.

As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his
favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a
spatula.

"Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?"

"They're for the funeral," she replied.