Relationship Jokes

Laying Down the Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll
go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want
with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about
it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every
night - whether you're here or not."