Relationship Jokes

Not This Time

A middle aged couple had two beautiful teenage daughters.
They decided to try for the son that they had always wanted.

After several months, the wife had become pregnant and later
delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the
nursery and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had
ever inagined.

"We have two beautiful daughters. How could this boy turn
out so ugly?" he moaned. Then turning suspicious, he glared
at his wife. "Have you been fooling around on me?"

"No, darling, not this time."