Relationship Jokes

Funeral

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who
has just passed away.

At the end of the Service, the pall-bearers are carrying the
casket out
when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a
faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive! She lives for ten more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end
of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the
casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH
OUT FOR THAT WALL!"