Relationship Jokes

Courting with a Lantern

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya
going, boy?"

The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting
Peggy-Sue."

The father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me
no dang
lantern."

"Sure Pa, I know," the boy said. "And look what you got!"