Relationship Jokes

The Hitman

Bob was on the golf course one day and got paired with a man
named Fred. In making conversation, Bob asked Fred what he
did for a living.

"I'm a hit man." Fred replied.

"Wow! How much do you charge?"

"$1,000.00 a hit."

At the twelfth hole, they were waiting on the tee box when
Bob said, "That's my house over there and there' my wife in
the bedroom window."

From his golf bag, Fred pulled out a telescopic site and
looked at Bob's wife. "She's beautiful! And who's the guy
with her?"

Bob grabed the site and looked. "That's my best friend,
Steve. And he's taking off his clothes! Why I can't believe
what I'm seeing! A thousand dollars a hit, huh? I'll give
you 2 thousand dollars and you can kill 'em both!"

Fred pulled out a rifle, put the site on it and took aim.

After about 5 minutes, Bob turned to Fred and asked, "What's
taking so long?"

"Hold on. I think I can save you a thousand dollars!"