Relationship Jokes

Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the
pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.
When you get to the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor
and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her
forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part
out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away
satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom
have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are
exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the
pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her
every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every
morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your
lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another
woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny
voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I
thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and
whispered: "She made me a better offer."