Relationship Jokes

The Truth Will Set You Free

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most
adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this
makes it very easy to blackmail them by
saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes
home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the
whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says,
"Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from
work, and greets him with, "I know the whole
truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please
don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day
when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy
greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and
says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."