Relationship Jokes

Fighting with the Misses

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me
a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little
woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, " She came to me on her
hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you gutless weasel!"