Relationship Jokes

Shopping with the Remote Control

Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.

"Cash, check or charge?" She asked after folding the items
Jennifer had bought.

As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" The cashier asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do
to him."