Relationship Jokes

Trouble with the Ladies

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very
depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like
this."

"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them
away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to
work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up
and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a
good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say
it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women
buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of
the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with
the same downtrodden expression on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed
some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous
looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."