Relationship Jokes

Two Children or Three?

A newly married couple were visiting friends when the topic
of children came up. The bride said she wanted three
children, while the young husband said two would be enough
for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the
husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly,
"After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I
hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."