Relationship Jokes

Three Eggs

An elderly couple, Fred and Vera, were celebrating their
50th wedding anniversary. Since their wedding day, Vera had
kept a hope chest. Fred had always wanted to see what was in
the chest, but Vera refused.

On their anniversary, Vera said, "Fred, as my present to
you, I will let you look into my hope chest."

Fred excitedly opened the chest. The chest was full of
money. On top of the money lay three eggs. "What's the deal
with these eggs?" asks Fred.

Vera replied, "Well, every time in the past fifty years that
I was unfaithful to you, I place an egg in this chest."

Fred thought about this for a minute, concluding that three
times in fifty years wasn't so bad, then asked, "Where did
all this money come from?".

Vera replied, "Oh, every time I got a dozen eggs, I sold
them."