Relationship Jokes

How to Live to Be 100

Grandpa Cartmell was celebrating his 100th birthday and
everybody complimented him on how athletic and
well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he
cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some
75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to
keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On
our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a
fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and
take a walk."