Relationship Jokes

Role in the School Play

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental
appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were
supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.

Matt enthusiastically announced that he had. "I play a man
who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you
know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."