Relationship Jokes

Dressing Up to Go Out

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the
station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four
hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to
wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the
bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike,
dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the
next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting
headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the
dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say,"
said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman?
Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire
Chief?"