Relationship Jokes

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy, in front of
the TV and rudely tells his wife, "Gimme a beer before it
starts".

She gives him a beer.

About 15 minutes later, he says again, "Gimme a beer before
it starts".

Again, she gives him a beer.

A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer.

"Don't you think you're exaggerating? It hasn't been half an
hour that you got here and you already had two beers. I'm
getting fed up with this.

The husband looks up and mumbles, "Now it starts . . .