Relationship Jokes

Guys in Heaven

Three guys died and went to heaven. When they got there St.
Peter told them that they would be given cars reflecting how
faithfull they were to their wives before they died. The
first guy got a cadillac, so he went off happy. The second
guy got a ford taurus, he was a little depressed, but he left
without complaining. The third guy got a Yugo, he was more
depressed, but he went off without complaining. A few months
later the three met up again and they noticed that the guy
with the cadillac looked really depressed. So they asked him
what was wrong "Why do look so depressed, you got the best
car here?" He replied "Yeah, I know, but I just saw my wife
ride by on a skateboard."