Relationship Jokes
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by
himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the
problem?"
"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died,
leaving me
$50,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're
depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How
sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"