Relationship Jokes

Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife
"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time
to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to
leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we
go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion
shouts back... "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"