Relationship Jokes

Egg Honeymoon

These two eggs had just been married and were on their
honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female
egg pushed the male egg away and said "I just have to go to
the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.

Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out
in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth,
ovally body.

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his
head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him
and asked what he was doing.

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked
me on the head with a spoon!"