Relationship Jokes

You Need More Tail

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his
son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes
crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks
her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more
tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never
understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more
tail and she told me to go fly a kite."