Relationship Jokes

Big Ass Grill

A man and his wife are weeding the garden one day when his
wife bends over to pick some more weeds.

The man exclaims, "Wow! Your butt is getting awfully big!
You know what? I think it is as big as our grill."

He then walks over to the grill, measures it, measures her
butt and says "Yep sure enough, it's as big as the grill!"

His wife is furious and the two don't speak for the
remainder of the day.

That evening when they are in bed, the husband started
snuggling up next to her and said, "Hey baby! Lets do a
little lovin' tonight."

The wife replied, "Ya right! You think I'm gonna fire up
this big ass grill for one little weenie?"