Relationship Jokes

Obstetrician's Wife

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed
another guest, a big, oversexed blonde, was making overtures
at her husband.

It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it
off, until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.
At once she rushed into
the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, "Look, lady! My
husband
just delivers babies, he doesn`t INSTALL them!"