Relationship Jokes

Glass Eye

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was
a gorgeous redhead eating at the next table. He had
been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve
to go talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying
out of her socket towards the man. With his quick
reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.

"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she
popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you
dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and
afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for
a drink.

They went back to her house, and after a bit she
brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him.
The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during
the night.

The next morning when he awoke, she had already
gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect
woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my
eye!"