Relationship Jokes

The Guardian Angel

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
"Stop! stand still, If you take one more step, a brick will
fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and
a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to
cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! stand
still, If you take one more step a car will run over you and
you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a
car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your
guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man
asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"