Relationship Jokes

Trunk Full of Corn

A newlywed couple had just moved into their house. The
husband was cleaning out the attic and he found a trunk. He
bent down to open it, but it was locked. He went downstairs
and asked his wife about it.

She said, "Oh, it is nothing, don't worry about it."

He thought about it and said ok. 25 years later, he was
cleaning out the attic again. He came across the trunk
again. He thought maybe she would tell him about it now, so
he asked his wife about the trunk again.

She told him him about all the good meals she cooked him and
how she gave him sex whenever he wanted it and what greeat
care she took of him.

He said ok, and did not think anything else about it.

On their 50th anniversary, he went up to the attic and
dragged the trunk down the stairs and into the living room.
He asked once again what was in the trunk?

She tried to tell him about the meals and the sex, but he
interrupted her and said that no one was leaving until she
told him.

Reluctantly, she agreed. "Ok, I will tell you." She took a
key from around her neck and opened the trunk. There was
about 9 million dollars in the trunk along with 3 ears of
corn.

He asked, "What is this all about?"

She responded, "Every time I cheated on you, I would put an
ear of corn in the trunk."

He thought about it a minute and said, "Well, that is
nothing, I can handle it."

She continued, "And every time the trunk got full, I would
sell the corn."