Relationship Jokes

Remembering the Past

Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers
watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good
old days". Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you
remember when we first started dating and you used to just
casually reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at
her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.

With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther,
"Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd
sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"
Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering
kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember
how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my
ear?" Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into
the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you
going?"

Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"