Relationship Jokes

Country Newlyweds

A young farmer couple got married, and they just couldn't
seem to get enough lovin'. Just before leaving the house for
the fields at dawn, they made love, and when the husband
returned home at evening they had another go - both before
and after supper, and then again a few more times during the
night.

The problems only happened during the day. The fields were
far away from the house and the young man lost half an hour
each time traveling home and back again at noon. Finally he
decided to consult a friend, the town's doctor, about what to
do.

"Easiest thing in the world, Homer" said the doctor. "You
take your rifle out with you every day don't you? Well, when
you feel like you're in the mood for some lovin', just fire a
shot into the air as a signal to your wife, for her to come
out to you. That way you won't lose any workin' time."

Homer tried his friend's solution and it seemed to work
pretty well for a while. One day though, the doctor stopped
by the house to pay a visit and he noticed Homer sitting
alone inside looking very somber.

"What's wrong?" he asked. "Didn't my idea work? Where's
your wife?"

"Oh, it worked" says Homer. "Whenever I got in the mood I
fired off a shot like you said, and Beckie'd come runnin'.
Then we'd find a secluded place and make love. Then Beckie'd
go back home."

"So what's the problem?"

"Well I think I overdid it, Doc. I ain't seen hide nor hair
of Beckie since hunting season got started..."