Relationship Jokes

Would You Like To Go Out Girl?

My parents had not been out together in quite some time. One
Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father
stepped up behind her.

"Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.

Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh,
yes, I'd love to!"

They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of
it that Dad confessed. His question had actually been
directed to the family dog, lying near Mom's feet on the
kitchen floor.