Relationship Jokes

A Woman's Revenge

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding
items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for
her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.

"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping
with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do
to him."