Relationship Jokes

18 Kids in the Family

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming"
retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies. The other
fellow had no hobbies, and was rather concerned about being
set loose
with nothing to do.

The first guy suggested his friend go visit his kids. The
man said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a
motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would
take about a
year."

The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend said, "I'm
one of eighteen kids in my family."

The first fellow's eyes got rather large, contemplating
eighteen children, so the man volunteered to explain.

"The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing." With a big
grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and
my dad would ask, 'Do you want to go to sleep, or what?' and
my mom would say, 'What?'"